Tag Archives: traveling

Wine and Cheese

I took some photos at a wine party recently. These are small businesses in Moldova.

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You don’t like my resting bitch face until you need directions!

As you my have discerned from the title, my resting bitch face (RBF) seems to cause people to have a philosophical explosion with helpful little quips like “smile,” or “why do you look so sad?” 

The lovely little thoughts I have regarding these little jewels of advice can only be described as rage induced murder daydreams.

Although whilst I was traveling, I was asked for directions several times. Considering that RBF is a lifetime condition I have made the following determination:

You want me to smile until you are lost as shit then you want someone who looks like they know where they are going.

Except I WAS ALSO LOST. HA! You have been bamboozled by my faux self assurance.

I was only 50% lost. So, because RBF doesnt make me want to intentionally mislead you, I helped you out.

Because people RBF are capable of a myrid

Also, we are probably better at poker.