I’ve recently decided to go to spin classes as an alternate form of exercise and except for causing a sore vag from the seat – I have to admit that its pretty ok. (I’m not sorry for admitting that. My vagina is a tender beast)
Last night, I have to admit I developed a mild crush on my instructor for to reasons:
1. His playlist was fire (delicious South African beats, Lady Gaga, Whitney, a remake of “You don’t own me” and ABBA).
2. He vogued and made us boogie on our bikes. He probably could have said “TWERK BITCH,” and I would have tried.
The majority of the class did not have as much fun as I did. I will cop to getting down on my bike and singing really, really loudly. Also, sweating like it was my damn job.
I have pretty intense anxiety sometimes and doing things with my body publicly is more likely to send me spiraling into panic than be fun. However, this time around I felt good and for one hour I stopped caring so much.
I almost asked for his playlist, but that was a bridge too far last night. All in all it was a great 60 minutes.
Until I got home and realized that I left the hose on refilling the pool and almost flooded the yard a smidge. Oops.