I know I don’t have malaria. Its a very serious disease that is very painful.
I’ve felt pretty awful since last Saturday. It feels like my body is revolting against me. Everything hurts and I’m tired all the time. My fitness tracker is like, “You’re down forty three percent. Do better.” I thought about going to the doctor, but here’s how this would go:
Me: I’m tired and every joint hurts
Doctor: any other symptoms
Me: umm..Everything hurts
Doctor: are you sure this isn’t symptomatic of your depression?
Me: my depression doesnt make my fingers swell up.
So I don’t go to the doctor. I feel like curling up in the bed and not getting up. I’m not really sure if it’s in my head or actually physical. I just keep hoping I feel better tomorrow.
This was supposed to be funnier than it was…