Because when I dream about my wedding, its a shit show on speed.
Here are the highlights from last nights dream:
1. I had to wear a retainer
2. I put blue and pink eyeshadow on different eyes
3. The groomsmen were lost
4. There was no officiant
5. My mom was late
6. I somehow ended up with eyeshadow on my retainer
7. People got accosted by mom who then was late the next day
It was weird and completely off the wall. And, I didnt even imbibe alcohol last night. I suppose it could have been the half bag of jalapeno cheetos I mainlined yesterday. Mistake.
I suppose this is normal. I do wish it was a little more realistic like a cat fight or someone smushing all the cupcakes or a drunkard making several speeches. Not, me wearing a retainer like a nube.